Physical (in)activity

So I just realized that I haven't done a vector graphics blog in a really long time!

Of course, that doesn't mean I'm going to today...

...or for writing a witty caption.

I will soon, I promise! But until then, I'm adopting Christine's more "hip" and "with it" method of inserting relevant/trendy gifs/memes to supplement the text. Yay for being lazy!

Christine: It's not actually "hip" or "with it"... I just don't know how to make pretty vector graphics. I suck at those, remember? *cries*

And that's actually exactly what today's topic is about!

So I've had many a confession about being lazy, but that's for a reason... it's a legitimate problem for me. Especially in the field of physical activity (a field in which I haven't been in a very, very long time). Thank the Lord for my speedy metabolism, because without it I would probably look like Jared pre-Subway rehab.

And I really have no excuse, either. A lot of people don't work out because they don't have a gym membership or any equipment, right? Well, I go to a large state school with a fully equipped gym and everything! Guess how much it would cost for a student (such as myself) to use? You guessed it, kids! Nothing! Well, ignoring tuition.

To add on even further, I even have a mindset that would (theoretically) encourage exercise: a somewhat negative self-image! Yeah, it sounds bad, but if you think about it, you'd think my not liking the way I look would encourage me to become fit. Yet somehow, I'm so incredibly lazy that my sloth properties trump all else. I think to myself, "I'm chubby. I should work out." But then I'm all like, "nah, I'll just watch Burn Notice and eat some Little Debbie's."

So yeah, that's my life.

Also, try to convince me that this is not the face of evil.

"Little" Debbie, my fat ass.

Jacob